Sports28 Jan 2008 11:12 am
Tribal Men Use Motorised Bikes
In the Land of Ponytail, there is a group of nomadic tribal men that live out beyond the Great Smashing Mountains. They call themselves the Sumo-Pumo Clans, and are made up mostly of self exiled men who have cracked under the strain of having easy jobs to perform. A strange thing, but these men require lots of stress in order to function. The King of Ponytail has done everything to reduce stress in general all across the land, and has even sent out motorised bikes to these tribal men to aid them in their existence. Surprisingly, these men have apparently accepted this gracious gift, for some eyewitnesses have reported seeing them zipping around on them at a great distance.